about

        Warrior Television is an adavanced student run program at Woodbridge High School that produces a bi-weekly broadcast for the purpose of announcements and cheap entertainment. Over the years the program has gained a high reputation, and for that reason its students are expected to produce on the highest quality of products.

        Our mission is to represent the Woodbridge High School student body in a wholesome and entertaining way. We strive to uplift the student body and to make the best films possible.

        In addition to a biweekly broadcast, students in the Warrior Television program produce their own films outside of class and participate in local as well as national film festivals. Warrior TV boasts a history of Film Festival Awards and Alumni attending film schools such as Chapman University and New York University.

        Students interested in joining the Warrior Television program should begin by taking a Digital Media Class taught by David Baker, our beloved mentor. Following a year of basic training in media, students can apply to the Advanced Program in the Spring Semester. Unfortunately, the class only has thrity or so spots, so accepting all applicants is not a viable option. We encourage all students interested in filmmaking to continue to make films, even if they are not accepted when they apply to the program.

        Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ? See the løveli lakes, The wøndërful telephøne system, And mäni interesting furry animals, 

Including the majestik møøse. A Møøse once bit my sister... 

 

        No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end     of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...      

        We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

 

        We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

        The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.    

        For questions, contact our team at:

        woodbridge@filmedacademy.com

        Or, talk to Mr. Baker at classroom D105 before class or during break.

        Thank you for being such a great audience, and enjoy the films!

Andrew Harker                  Toby Fan                    Vernetta Huang

 Director                             Producer                     Producer